angstMill Creek Entertainment
2003
R

Helen has a rather…unique problem. Every guy that she sleeps with (or more aptly, every guy who forces her into sex), her vagina eats. So, Helen does whatever any young English girl with a bloodthirsty sex organ would do- she hops a train to London and becomes a streetwalker. Only problem is, Helen suffers the guilt and angst of feeding her cannibalistic hoo-ha. And when the only man she ever loved gets caught in the mix…dare I say it? Wackiness ensues…

I can honestly say that this is the kind of movie only the Brits can make. I mean, honestly. Had this movie been made here in the States, it would have degenerated into something resembling barely soft core porn. Here, despite the top-nudity and the two or three simulated sex scenes, it’s really treated more as a dark horror comedy than an excuse for boinking. And that’s the sole good thing this movie has going. Outside of that, the lack of production values, annoying characters and rather laughable depiction of all men (save for the one altruistic milquetoast, every guy in England is apparently a leering sex-crazed rapist) did nothing to keep my attention. Coming up with fresh ideas and concepts for horror movies is one thing. Actually being able to pull it off is another thing entirely. Rent it once out of curiosity sake; otherwise, avoid…

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