Just south of Omaha, outside of the adjacent city of Bellevue, lays the Bellevue Berry & Pumpkin Ranch. Which is your standard attraction for picking various fruits and pumpkins for the whole family. Wholesome autumn fun, there. But, between late September and through the month of October, on the weekends, between the hours of 7:30pm and 11:30pm (9:30pm on Sundays), this normally family-friendly location transforms into the RANCH OF TERROR! Bwa-HAHAHAHAAAAAA!

*ahem* Sorry. Kind of a reflex I have.

Anyway, the attractions at this here Ranch of Terror boasts not only a Haunted House, but also a Haunted Hayrack Ride, which features a trip through the standard pumpkin patch after it’s been transformed into a horrific scene of…horror, presumably after it’s swallowed by The Upside-Down. There’s also some haunted caves and a zombie jail.

For those with the younger types, they do offer a “no-scare” version during the daytime hours, and also on Halloween night. Which…okay, whatever. Just get yourself a babysitter and head out to the night-time terror that we so very much crave.